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On Wednesday, President Barack Obama announced a $100 million dollar investment for an initiative that will attempt to further studies, as well as develop new technologies, in an attempt to understand and map how the billions of cells in the human brain interact.
The study is based on The Human Genome Project, an initiative that sought to, and was able to accomplish, mapping the three billion genomes in the human body. The project is titled the Human BRAIN Project, which is an acronym for Brain Research through Advancing Innovative Neurotechnologies, a slightly disheartening and rather straightforward acronym.
During his speech announcing the investment, President Obama stated: “There is this enormous mystery waiting to be unlocked, and the BRAIN initiative will change that by giving scientists the tools they need to get a dynamic picture of the brain in action and better understand how we think and learn and remember. And that knowledge will be transformative.”
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