Love and Romance in the Internet Age
Dudes, stop sending pictures of your dick to people. Especially girls who’s pants you’re trying to get into. I don’t know where our generation went wrong, but at some point it became socially acceptable for y’all to start taking selfies of your dong and sending that shit to any girl you think might have even an inkling of an attraction to you. Way to blow it. So seriously, no more nudes, unless they ask for it, in which case you’ve got yourself a golden ticket, or a potential spot on Page 6. Heads up though because either one or both of the following statements are true in that situation: 1. that chick is batshit crazy and 2. your package is gonna end up all over the fucking Internet. Also, stop leaving creepy anonymous sex messages. Nobody wants to see that shit. Now that I’ve gotten those basics out of the way, allow me to educate your asses on what you’ve been missing out on while you were trying to find the best angle in your bathroom mirror to add a couple centimeters.